sAME
person: you’re pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”
WHEN MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIE
when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping
#i’m so sorry about some of the things my eyeballs have read
One True Pairing?
More like One hundred and twenty seven True Pairings.
dont have to tell me twice
when you’re embarrassed to admit you like something that all of your friends hate