these sundaes may be delicious but their buttons on the cash register are horrifying
IM CRYING
https://vine.co/v/heeAI7VMQ6T/embed/simple
what noise did she make
I think it went, ‘Hisssaaaaaa!’
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“How many OC’s do you have?”
Me:
LITERALLY ME.
fuck so today i have to go to this appointment mom made with her pastor to “understand how to deal with my transness” and i wasnt that upset about it cuz the one time I met him he seemed like a decent person but now i feel like crying and throwing up and Im fucking terrified.
I’m terrified this is going to go really badly and just…
mom this is not a counseling session this is something you set up for YOURSELF to get the answer YOU WANT not the answer thats best for everyone. Fuck fuck fuck i don’t know what to do I’m fucking terrified guys and my stomach is churning idk why the fuck i thought it was a good idea to eat breakfast
Open RP:
WHO DREW A DICK ON THIS MAP????
Clients from Hell.
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
Client: “Is e-mail internet”?
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”
Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”
Client: “Open what?”
Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”
Client: “My…my…?”
Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”
Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”
Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”
Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”
Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”
Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”
Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”
Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”
Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”
Client: “My what?”
Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now – it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”
Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”
Me: “An error message?”
Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”
Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”
Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.”
Client: “Move it?”
Me: “Yes. Move it.”
Client: “My e-mail!”
mulder: i got slam dunked by an alien
scully: where is it
mulder: idk it’s gone now
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